Oh how things never change. New coach,check. New management, check. New owners, waiting on it. Same penalty ridden offensive line featuring a crazed lunatic at starting guard, check. After four years of insanity a Rams coach finally released Richie Incognito after another one of the lineman's trademark personal foul penalties. Last year we took a look at what teams around the league would offer for Richie's services.  Before they released him they probably sent out some tests around the league to see what teams would offer this season....

- The Houston Texans are in the middle of a playoff push and would only part with mini t-shirt signed by their cheerleaders.

- The Titans would take on Incognito in exchange for Jeff Fisher's mustache.

- The Colts weren't very interested in disturbing their great team make up. But they could have been convinced to take Richie if the Rams were willing to purchase all of the NFL commercial time not featuring Peyton Manning and fill it with an infomercial about Peyton Manning, featuring Peyton Manning.

- The Jaguars could use some of Incognito's fighting spirit as they battle for their playoff lives. They'd would have been willing to part with all of Maurice Jones-Drew's fantasy points for the remainder of the season.

- The Saints, much like the Colts, weren't too interested in disrupting their chemistry. However, they would have traded the Rams the rights to 200 PSL's for hurricane seating at the Superdome. (What, too soon?)

- Carolina would have let the Rams secondary have some practice time with Jake Delhomme in order to build their confidence.

- The Buccaneers are always willing to part with coordinators. 

- The Falcons would have taken on Incognito in exchange for a truckload of leftover Michael Vick jerseys.

- San Diego offered Tila Tequila and a US Weekly article to be named later.

Great idea for a reality show.  It involves Tila Tequila, a Mercedes, Leonard Little, and a bottle of Cognac

- Kansas City has been adapting to the in-your-face coaching style of Todd Haley, and would have accepted a trade if the Rams would purchase some spit guard attachments for the face masks of it's players.

- The Raiders feel that an asset like Incognito is worth a much as a former 1st round pick... as long as that former 1st round pick is JaMarcus Russell.

- The Broncos offered the publishing rights to the recently discovered manuscript of Jay Culter's autobiography: "Better than Elway"

- The Giants are now second guessing their decision to cut ties with Plaxico, for merely shooting himself in the leg, and would have liked to know the contact information for the St. Louis attorney who successfully defended Leonard Little through two drunk driving incidents, one of which involved manslaughter.

- The Eagles think that husky sized coaches are more efficient and therefore would have traded Andy Reid's personal catering staff for Incognito.

- The Redskins didn't have a lot to offer.  How about Laron Landry's wristwatch? 

- The Cowboys needed someone to fire up their team and were willing to part with 3 cheerleaders.

- Green Bay desperately needs offensive line help and put together a package involving Brett Favre bobbleheads, some fried cheese curds, and the essence of Jordy Nelson.

- The Bears are also in need of offensive line repair and tried to top both Carolina and Green Bay's offers with a package including a confidence boosting practice session for the Rams secondary featuring Jay Culter, the keys to their spaceship, and Orlando Pace.

Jay Cutler's intercepted passes aren't the only UFO's in Chicago

- Minnesota is having a great season and wouldn't want to hurt their team.  But Jared Allen needs a new redneck hunting buddy to show his sack-dance to on those cold country nights, so they offered the Rams the complete Tavaris Jackson Christmas basket including a Tavaris Jackson jersey, Tavaris Jackson bobblehead, Tavaris Jackson poster, and Tavaris Jackson.

- Detroit is in as bad of shape as the Rams.  How does an autographed Joey Harrington jersey sound?

- The Buffalo Bills hoped Richie has hispassport because he'd be coming with them to Toronto in exchange for4,000 Canadian dollars, which roughly translates to $4 Million nowthanks to the democratic majority.

-The Jets invested a ton of money into a quarterback who can't play incold weather.  They'd have taken Incognito, but only if the roof to theEdward Jones Dome is included in the trade.

-The Patriots would swap Incognito for their most valuable asset, someof Tom Brady's seed which they've been using to genetically grow superathlete/models in Bill Belichick's secret game film viewing room.

- The Dolphins may have been willing to part with their high school playbook.

- The Cardinals offered a free subscription to Matt Leinart's personal live hot tub party webcam site.

Just studying the playbook coach!

-San Francisco likes toughness in it's players.  For Richie they'd havetraded an autographed picture of Mike Singletary's full moon.

- Seattle would have traded that random shade of green that appears on their uniforms.

- Pittsburgh is fading fast.  Incognito may be able to help them protect Ben Roethlisberger a little better and so he's at least worth a lock of Troy Polamalu's hair.

- The Browns would have taken Incognito in exchange for a section worth of dog masks, which are good for hiding the shame of watching a losing team for decades.

- The Ravens were willing to part with Ed Reed's beard.

- Cincinatti has an uncharacteristically good team this year with few off the field problems.  But most of Incognito's problems are on the field so he would have fit in nicely in exchange for Chad Johnson's Carrot-Top-esque trunk of props.